132,638 notesmy youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
- Spice Girls: YO-
- Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq
667 noteswell schue why don’t you ask blaine b/c it’s not like he was in a glee club that did everything acapella before coming to mckinley
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
no, their ear is swollen
109,969 notes109,969 notesI had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
pumpkinpasties-and-jammiedodgers:
44,848 notesone thing i love about supernatural is that you can have some serious, heart wrenching episodes, then you have an episode with an alcoholic suicidal teddy bear that’s addicted to porn.
1,009 notesBlaine: Hello Mr. Hummel sir.
Burt: Call me Burt.
Blaine: Of course Mr. Hum- I mean Burt.
let’s not forget that burt always asks to keep the door open
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