my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

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finnickcriss:

well schue why don’t you ask blaine b/c it’s not like he was in a glee club that did everything acapella before coming to mckinley

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burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

no, their ear is swollen

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burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

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pumpkinpasties-and-jammiedodgers:

castielanangelofthelord:

one thing i love about supernatural is that you can have some serious, heart wrenching episodes, then you have an episode with an alcoholic suicidal teddy bear that’s addicted to porn.

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#supernatural did Ted before Ted did Ted

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Every klaine fanfic ever:

crolfer:

eponinecolfer:

Blaine: Hello Mr. Hummel sir.

Burt: Call me Burt.

Blaine: Of course Mr. Hum- I mean Burt.

let’s not forget that burt always asks to keep the door open

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A Darren Criss Rainbow!

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